Diogenes of Sinope Quotes
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
I am a citizen of the world.
I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?
He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human."
It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.
If you are to be kept right, you must possess either good friends or red-hot enemies. The one will warn you, the other will expose you.