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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. 
George Burns
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
George Burns
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
At my age flowers scare me.
George Burns
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George Burns
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
George Burns
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. 
George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
George Burns
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
George Burns
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. 
George Burns
Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.
George Burns
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
George Burns
Be quick to learn and wise to know. 
George Burns
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it. 
George Burns
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
George Burns
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
George Burns
How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.
George Burns
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
George Burns
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. 
George Burns
George Burns Biography

Born: January 20, 1896
Died: March 9, 1996

George Burns was an American comedian, actor and writer. He is best known for his involvement in show business as an actor. He was also the author of several books.

Notable Works
Living It Up (1976)
The Third Time Around (1980)
How To Live To Be 100 - or More (1983)
Dr. Burns Prescription for Happiness (1983)
Gracie: A Love Story (1988)
100 Years 100 Stories (1996)
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