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Jay Leno Quotes

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno
For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!
Jay Leno
There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. The real trick is not to try to get the whole pie, but to keep the biggest slice.
Jay Leno (Quoted in O Magazine, 2003)
A Libyan rebel has admitted to killing Moammar Gadhafi. He said he shot Gadhafi twice in the temple, to which Michele Bachmann said, "I didn't even know the guy was Jewish."
Jay Leno (The Tonight Show, 2011)
You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
Jay Leno (Quoted in O Magazine, 2003)
I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
Jay Leno (Quoted in O Magazine, 2003)
Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand.
Jay Leno (The Tonight Show)
Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments.
Jay Leno
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Jay Leno
Jay Leno Biography

Born: 1950

Jay Leno is an American comedian and television host. He is best known for his hosting of the NBC's The Tonight Show for over two decades.

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