There has been only one Christian. They caught him and crucified him–early.
(The Mysterious Stranger, 1916)

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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Put all your eggs in one basket - and watch that basket!

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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