The road to success is always under construction.

I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.

I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves… I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.

All my life, I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

Remember we're all in this alone.

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

Why is it when we talk to God we are said to be praying, and when God talks to us, we're said to be schizophrenic?

The best mind-altering drug is truth.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.