Joe Rogan Quotes
Every one wants to win the lottery but the lottery will fucking ruin you. You have to earn the whole thing.
I’m not scared of the woods.. I go out to the woods to learn something about myself.
After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.
When you learn anything, you elevate everything.
Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
You have to be flexible and pliable as the world falls apart all around you.
We don’t really know what happened 10 000 years ago,
We don’t really know what happened 15 000 – 20 000 years ago,
And in the course of the universe or in the course of life in this planet, that’s a fucking blink of an eye…
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.
100 percent of all haters are unrealized potential.
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
