Robin Williams Quotes

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Robin Williams

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Robin Williams

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

Robin Williams (Dead Poet's Society)

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

Robin Williams

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

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Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.

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I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole.

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We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

Robin Williams

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus.

Robin Williams

Reality... What a concept!

Robin Williams

We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion.And medicine, law, business, engineering - these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love - these are what we stay alive for.

Robin Williams (Dead Poet's Society)

But only in their dreams can men be truly free It was always thus and always thus will be.

Robin Williams (Dead Poet's Society)

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Robin Williams

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

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Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

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Robin Williams Biography

Born: July 21, 1951

Robin Williams is an American actor and comedian. He is best known for his stand up comedy and his highly successful film career. He was also awarded an Oscar for his role in the movie "Good Will Hunting" in 1997.